this isnt where i parked my car (this is a must read blog)

so anyways. it comes to my attention that i must be an old ass man because i clearly walked out of the mall and stumbled around the parking lot for a good 15 to 20 minutes me forgetting where i parked. yeah your saying oh you should have used your panic button! but wait there's more! I DON'T HAVE A PANIC BUTTON! (smart ass).  it was frustrating for me being the young age of 17 and not knowing where the hell my car was.  i established that me and my car were playing an intense game of some major hide and go seek, and clearly my car was winning.  I was a geriatric man searching for his missing dentures.  But anyways,  i was really frustrated as i was saying,  people kept giving me dirty looks and what not for just walking around the parking lot, thinking i was a car thief.  It was also getting a little embarrassing because people would follow me thinking i was walking to my car to leave or something and they would follow me, and i would have to gesture that i forgot where my car was.  Well now you know what its like to be 17 and losing your brain.  its kinda sad =(