bobvrosky!

so anyways i have nothing to blog about tonight so i am just going to tell you things i rather be doing then blogging.  i wish i was on a beach somewhere surfing =) i wish i was on a mountain somewhere snowboarding =) yeah those two things sound so much better than blogging yeah people know what im talking about.  i really dont want to go to school next week and take finals and all that.  really like finals are just designed for kids to get lower grades after all there hard work. but hey its okay to get through finals cuz its easy i just do my best and i dont worry about how i did untill school starts back up again and i get my grades.  Oh and i am watching the sharks game and the sharks decided to pray to the hockey gods and some how for some odd reason the sharks won in a shoot out and they really didnt deserve to win but hey im HAPPPY =)

okay so back to the swing of things

okay so i guess the week off is over and we are back in the swing of things.  yay im glad today is already Wednesday and we only have the rest of this week then another full week then finals =( but then hello CHRISTmas break! whoo im so excited for christmas. I love christmas so much.  it is my favorite time of year.  oh and today in class when nicole was like oh yeah im graduating early i was like sayyyy whattt thats so sad we are losing another family member this year.  two have left =( well they will always be in faith with our family of writers.  best of luck to you nicole.  see you on graduation day.  oh hey look i think i am done blogging now. this blog went by pretty fast =)

this isnt where i parked my car (this is a must read blog)

so anyways. it comes to my attention that i must be an old ass man because i clearly walked out of the mall and stumbled around the parking lot for a good 15 to 20 minutes me forgetting where i parked. yeah your saying oh you should have used your panic button! but wait there's more! I DON'T HAVE A PANIC BUTTON! (smart ass).  it was frustrating for me being the young age of 17 and not knowing where the hell my car was.  i established that me and my car were playing an intense game of some major hide and go seek, and clearly my car was winning.  I was a geriatric man searching for his missing dentures.  But anyways,  i was really frustrated as i was saying,  people kept giving me dirty looks and what not for just walking around the parking lot, thinking i was a car thief.  It was also getting a little embarrassing because people would follow me thinking i was walking to my car to leave or something and they would follow me, and i would have to gesture that i forgot where my car was.  Well now you know what its like to be 17 and losing your brain.  its kinda sad =(

if kyles the devil then god is an octopus

so anyways like every has been saying the world IS coming to the end.  it will be brought to you from yours truly kyle in our class. he clearly is the devil and has a mass satanic worship center on a private island with a total population of 666 people. So if you ever see kyle with a pitch fork and speaking in demonic tones you will know damn right  he is the devil oh so me and the devil anyways came up with the plan we are just going to ditch the day before all the seniors are originally going to go and we are going to ditch school because it will be so much cheaper

oh how i love me some josh

again with a random title so you would be like oh shit im going to read this.  but anyways back to blogging i am really getting sick of this everuweek go on and blog bs. i really have better things to do on  computer...helllllooo????? anyone here of free online porn? just kidding thats gross.  but i have to do an essay for the silva monster tonight and i have to finish it then type it up but instead im am stuck here blogging. yeah its awful. but how bout them giants? yeah you win that game one =) i know thats what makes everybody happy.

Sooo i might have my future plans

so i am joining the marines. i know your thinking to yourself now holy crap this skinny little white boy joining the marines? yeah well i am.  i am joining hopefully within the next month.  i will join as a reservist and be a marine for technically the next 8 years of my life.  so i only have to train once a month with the corps and then during summers ill have to do various trainings like boot camp and combat training and all that.  the marine corps will pay for my college tuition and i can attend any college that i get accepted to.  i am excited for this part and yet slightly  nervous...well thanks for reading =)

p.s my girlfriend is nervous lol =)

ohh how i wonder

sooo i like to post little interesting titles when clearly my blog isnt exciting at all..  right now your probably thinking ahhh shit what did i get my self into to...im reading a stupid blog!  CORRECT this is a stupid blog lol.. thats okay tho because the more you read the more you have fallen into my trap.  im trying to keep you reading this as long as possible, and right now your thinking wow this kid has no life hes just ganna sit here and waist my precious time.  what i suggest you do is take your courser and scroll up to the back button and click back or if your even smarter scroll to the x click it and say good bye to this piece of shit blog but no your just going to sit here and keep reading so i appreciate it a lot so thank you for this and wasting 37.51 seconds of your life reading this but really from start to end its 41.97

so this is how it goes

i pretty much got back from the gym and i got ready for bed and that is where i am now.  i am sitting here watching like the best movie ever which is the nightmare before CHRISTmas. it s hella bossy and i think mrs haskett should let us watch it in 2nd period sometime between now and christmas. but yeah so i decided today i was going to reread the series of unfortunate events series and im practically done with the 1st book. they are pretty damn entertaining and bring back child hood memories and theyre hella easy to read. but i like reading them so i guess thats my nerd side showing but not as nerdy as haskett and harry potter well im done peace out!

alright so anyways another...(how i became the hitler jesus)

day at the office is really boring for me until one day... a talking hippo walked in started asking me random questions: why is the sky blue? why are hippos gay? why is Jesus allergic to grape fruit? (BTW i only put the colon right there for Mrs. Silva so if you see this and then see her go run up to her and have her read this retarded blog, this was a side note) I got a puzzled look on my face from getting asked such hard questions by a zoo animal.  Hmm... well Mr. hippo i said to him let me ask you this.  did you know i am Jesus i asked.  He replied with a hell nah you aint.  I renounced i can prove it to you my hippoey friend.  Have you ever seen me and Jesus in the same place? no you haven't so that makes me Jesus.  Oh and hippo i said, i am also Hitler.  he hippo became puzzled.  Prove it he shouted back.  Have you ever seen me and Hitler in the same place i asked again?  He again got puzzled and confused.  He replied well no i guess i have not sir.  "well then that makes me the Hitler Jesus".......i hope this kept you entertained... and for all you spelling and grammatical nerds who read this and went into serious major seizures while reading this *cough* *cough* shaskett...then i am sorry =)

sooo snitches

im going to talk about people sharing peoples secrets from creative writing. who gives a shit on what people share, they share to vent not for you to go tell all their personal secrets. i look around the class room and see all the people and i cant even picture who would be telling all of peoples secrets.  So i guess who ever you are you are a two faced prick and i guess ima team up with jessie and as he puts it go "gandi" on you? wich doesnt make sense cuz gandi doesnt like violence but youll get cut =). so shut ur damn mouth and be lucky people have the balls and courage to share something that important with us. so i give props to all you
Peace

My Tuesday Night

Im going to write three hikus

Camp rock two is on
My girlfriends favorite thing
Is the Jonas bros


I hate school alot
waking up early really blows
Why do I go still?

Bull dogs smell like shit
My bull dog is hella dumb
He barks at my mom

Bored and i want to get ill

So i am feeling like shit, and sitting on the couch at my girlfriends house.  I just remembered i had to do this retarded ass gay thing.  PISSED!  So at work today i was supose  to get off at five but nooo they put another kid in my tutoring program so i had to stay untill 6....PISSED! Yeah, i work for give every child a chance.  So anyways back to what im doing right now, im sitting on my gfs couch just waiting for pizza to get here that i ordered.  My girlfriends mom is making some pumkin bread... the batter was the shizznit.  We are planning on watching death at a funeral, a neegro comedy movie with a midget or to be politically correct a small person.  Well thats it for my blog stay tuned for next week, bored as shit and have to log AGAIN!

Cali girls

I wish they all could be California girls
The kind of girl that can rock my world

I want a girl with the bleach blond hair
A girl with a sweet sexy seductive stair

I want a Cali girl  with a rockin' body
A girl with some taste, not to snoty

I want a girl with junk in the trunk
Who can get down and dance to the funk

I want a girl with fake boobs that float
The ones that are perfect to motor boat

I need a girl with sexy legs
One who will make me watch and beg

I want a girl with a tiny waist and a thick behind
A girl with a smile that can outshine

I need a girl who wants some fun
So if your having girl problems I feel bad for you son

oceansand its creatures

There is nothing more magical and mysterious as the great wide blue ocean.. The ocean takes up more than 70% of the earths surface. The ocean if filled to microscopic organisms to giant whales the size of buses.  My favorite sea creatures are sharks.  Sharks are so wondrous to me.  I enjoy my time spent in front of my t.v for a week watching the great predators swim and stock their prey.  I love going to the aquarium and watching all the different fish.  Eels are also fascinating to me, as well as sea horses.  An interesting fact about sea horses is that the males get pregnant and give birth to babies.  I enjoy learning about all the different animals and creatures of the sea. I love the ocean!