if kyles the devil then god is an octopus

so anyways like every has been saying the world IS coming to the end.  it will be brought to you from yours truly kyle in our class. he clearly is the devil and has a mass satanic worship center on a private island with a total population of 666 people. So if you ever see kyle with a pitch fork and speaking in demonic tones you will know damn right  he is the devil oh so me and the devil anyways came up with the plan we are just going to ditch the day before all the seniors are originally going to go and we are going to ditch school because it will be so much cheaper