alright so anyways another...(how i became the hitler jesus)

day at the office is really boring for me until one day... a talking hippo walked in started asking me random questions: why is the sky blue? why are hippos gay? why is Jesus allergic to grape fruit? (BTW i only put the colon right there for Mrs. Silva so if you see this and then see her go run up to her and have her read this retarded blog, this was a side note) I got a puzzled look on my face from getting asked such hard questions by a zoo animal.  Hmm... well Mr. hippo i said to him let me ask you this.  did you know i am Jesus i asked.  He replied with a hell nah you aint.  I renounced i can prove it to you my hippoey friend.  Have you ever seen me and Jesus in the same place? no you haven't so that makes me Jesus.  Oh and hippo i said, i am also Hitler.  he hippo became puzzled.  Prove it he shouted back.  Have you ever seen me and Hitler in the same place i asked again?  He again got puzzled and confused.  He replied well no i guess i have not sir.  "well then that makes me the Hitler Jesus".......i hope this kept you entertained... and for all you spelling and grammatical nerds who read this and went into serious major seizures while reading this *cough* *cough* shaskett...then i am sorry =)

sooo snitches

im going to talk about people sharing peoples secrets from creative writing. who gives a shit on what people share, they share to vent not for you to go tell all their personal secrets. i look around the class room and see all the people and i cant even picture who would be telling all of peoples secrets.  So i guess who ever you are you are a two faced prick and i guess ima team up with jessie and as he puts it go "gandi" on you? wich doesnt make sense cuz gandi doesnt like violence but youll get cut =). so shut ur damn mouth and be lucky people have the balls and courage to share something that important with us. so i give props to all you
Peace

My Tuesday Night

Im going to write three hikus

Camp rock two is on
My girlfriends favorite thing
Is the Jonas bros


I hate school alot
waking up early really blows
Why do I go still?

Bull dogs smell like shit
My bull dog is hella dumb
He barks at my mom

Bored and i want to get ill

So i am feeling like shit, and sitting on the couch at my girlfriends house.  I just remembered i had to do this retarded ass gay thing.  PISSED!  So at work today i was supose  to get off at five but nooo they put another kid in my tutoring program so i had to stay untill 6....PISSED! Yeah, i work for give every child a chance.  So anyways back to what im doing right now, im sitting on my gfs couch just waiting for pizza to get here that i ordered.  My girlfriends mom is making some pumkin bread... the batter was the shizznit.  We are planning on watching death at a funeral, a neegro comedy movie with a midget or to be politically correct a small person.  Well thats it for my blog stay tuned for next week, bored as shit and have to log AGAIN!