alright so anyways another...(how i became the hitler jesus)

day at the office is really boring for me until one day... a talking hippo walked in started asking me random questions: why is the sky blue? why are hippos gay? why is Jesus allergic to grape fruit? (BTW i only put the colon right there for Mrs. Silva so if you see this and then see her go run up to her and have her read this retarded blog, this was a side note) I got a puzzled look on my face from getting asked such hard questions by a zoo animal.  Hmm... well Mr. hippo i said to him let me ask you this.  did you know i am Jesus i asked.  He replied with a hell nah you aint.  I renounced i can prove it to you my hippoey friend.  Have you ever seen me and Jesus in the same place? no you haven't so that makes me Jesus.  Oh and hippo i said, i am also Hitler.  he hippo became puzzled.  Prove it he shouted back.  Have you ever seen me and Hitler in the same place i asked again?  He again got puzzled and confused.  He replied well no i guess i have not sir.  "well then that makes me the Hitler Jesus".......i hope this kept you entertained... and for all you spelling and grammatical nerds who read this and went into serious major seizures while reading this *cough* *cough* shaskett...then i am sorry =)